10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen