10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)