10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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