10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters