10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger