10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes