10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."