10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Never educate a stupid poker player.