10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003