10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.