10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim