10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Welcome to kicker school
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant