10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)