10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!