10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.