10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!