10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm