10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.