10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant