10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."