10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is for loners.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --