10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."