10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack