10 Random Poker Quotes

If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
It's Free To Fold...
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio