10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.