10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha