10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.