10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "No river, no fish."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• im going to 2 out you to death
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is