10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.