10 Random Poker Quotes

never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm