10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow