10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain