10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.