10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Welcome to kicker school
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.