10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio