10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.