10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill