10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders