10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is for loners.