10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• It's Free To Fold...
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.