10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "No river, no fish."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword