10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!