10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.