10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "No river, no fish."