10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones