10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave