10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves