10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer