10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)