10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.